My roommate and I got bored, and modified the lyrics to The Lonely Island’s I’m On a Boat with our own variation on the concept. I suggest you follow along and sing our lyrics while watching the video, it’s entertaining.
[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Awww, shit!
Get cho’ seatbelts ready, it’s about to go down (shorty, yeah!)
Everybody in the place hit the *fuckin’* road (shorty, yeah!)
But stay on your *motherfuckin’* toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go
[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I’m in a car (I’m in a car)
I’m in a car (I’m in a car)
Everybody look at me, ’cause I’m ridin’ in a car (ridin’ in a car)
I’m in a car (I’m in a car)
I’m in a car
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ car (car, yeah.)
[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I’m in a car motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight cruisin’ in a car on a long-ass street
There’s a brand new road, runnin’ through the tar
You can’t stop me, motherfucker, cause I’m in a car
Take a picture, trick (trick) I’m in a car, bitch (bitch)
We drinkin’ fuckin’ rock star, cause it’s so crisp (crisp)
I got my drivin’ gloves, and my googlie-gogglies
I’m spinnin’ donuts, you at Regal straight spinnin’ talkies
I’m ridin on a ’cycle, doin’ flips and shit
The ’cycle’s screechin’, gettin e’rybody all pissed
But this ain’t NASCAR, this is real as it gets
I’m in a car motherfucker, don’t you ever forget
I’m in a car and … it’s goin fast and …
I got a racin’ themed pashmina afghan
I’m the king of the world, in a car like Le-oh
If you’re on the bus, then you’re sho’ not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this car is REAL!
Fuck bikes, I’m in a car, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck chairs, I rock seats, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m in the back with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This car engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma’, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide, out the sunroof now (sunroof now)
Gonna fly this car to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Latrell Sprewell, anythin’ is possible
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be in a car
It’s a big black rooooamin’ road (yeah)
Saint Aaaaanthony! Look at me, oh (everybody, in the car!)
Never thought I’d see the day
When a fast car comin my way
Believe me when I sayyyy, I fucked grease moonnkeyyyyy
[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I’m in a car (I’m in a car)
I’m in a car (I’m in a car)
Everybody look at me, ’cause I’m ridin’ in a car (ridin’ in a car)
I’m in a car (I’m in a car)
I’m in a car
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ car (car, yeah.)
[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh